Hi, my name is Kyle Broflovski, and first of all let me just say I am so fucking sorry about this blog. Cartman said he wanted to design it and I thought that would be okay, but now it's all fucking red and pink and I have NO IDEA what he was thinking. I mean the least he could have done was maybe a red and green design or something, but instead this looks like a WWII themed box of tampons. I am so sorry.
Anyway, feel free to ask us questions, individually or together, and we'll do our best to answer. I answer most questions by default because Cartman is an illiterate retard.
Again, I am so sorry about this blog. Please don't blame me. He won't let me change it.
Anonymous said: Cartman, since Kyle won't tell us who's bottom, I'm gonna ask you who is bottom? I just can't see you taking it up the ass. P.S. your so cool, everyones jealous of you huh?
we got like 100 other asks but i’ll answer this one before kyle sees it and starts bitching
idk we kinda switch sometimes
i actually like it better when hes on top cuz i dont have to do anything lol
its not rly a big deal we just have sex
and u fuckin know it
im the coolest of the cool in this fuckin hick town
((Haha, oh man.
OH MAN.
I have a feeling this blog is gonna come back now.))
This sudden change in Cartman’s… general outlook on life certainly changes a lot of things.
But oh my fuck KYMAN
SO MUCH KYMAN
Anonymous said: ((OOC: I'm glad you like it, because yours is fucking amazing. We do have a little different means at the concept, but I guess that's because I'm aiming to make Cartman the uke and Kyle the seme. Your friend draws like a beast by the way!))
((My interpretation is that neither is on the bottom or top, Kyle bottoms during sex a lot but they switch it up, so it’s fairly natural as far as gay relationships go. But I love a sub Cartman. c: And thank you! Ashley is my favorite artist ever, I love her ;u;))
Anonymous said: ((OOC: I really do have a Kyman blog, askkyman. I'm not just fangirling --okay, maybe a little because it's so awesome to see another kyman blog.))
((No man, I know, I’ve seen it. I love your blog! We have some different interpretations and a lot of similar ones and it’s nice to see. But yeah this kyman blog started a few months ago and I’m the writer and my friend Ashley is the artist and it’s fun as fuck, because Kyman is everything. I hope our Kymans can continue to interact in the future. c:))
Alternate Cartman and Kyle, fangirl, we gotta take a break. My fingers hurt and Cartman’s getting frisky.
But I’ll respond more later!
Anonymous said: Kyle: Ah, I don't get so worried over the "hitting" deal. He knows I'm crazy about him. It's actually surprising to find out that I'm the romantic one in your universe. It's usually (here at least) that Eric's the closet romantic. Cartman: GOD DAMMIT! I'M NOT! Kyle: Dude, he totally sang for me once (I don't know about your Cartman, but this one can SING, and I mean sing). Cartman: STOP TELLING PEOPLE SHIT!
Aww… he sang for you? That’s sweet, dude. I know I don’t come across as the romantic type, at least with him, but… Fuck, I dunno. Love is weird.
i can fuckin sing yea
i wouldnt fuckin sing some cheesy ass love song tho
You don’t need to. He actually has done some romantic things for me himself. Little things… random kisses and hugs, rubbing my back, shit like that. Y’know.
im just tryin to get in ur pants, dont fag it up
Whatever helps you sleep at night, tubby.
kennyxbuttman said: How would you two feel if you woke up and found out Kenny was your long lost son?
:1
Anonymous said: Kyle: You think sitting on me is bad? Try having your fatass boyfriend take you to a Pro Nazi Museum on your birthday!!! Cartman: What? Jews don't have a sense of humour. Kyle: At least we fight to get the steam out, but we also have angry sex. Lots of steam built up, I guess. You know what they say, "Guys after a fist fight are the best of friends". Totally true. Cartman: He's taken after me too. He fucked up this kid so bad he went to a mental institution. Kyle: He was bullying Ike!! -askkyman
Well, yeah, I understand getting steam out, that’s what the sex is for. I just… I dunno, I don’t wanna hit him.
u kno, the anger does build up tho, u have rly fucked some kids up when you cant hit me
And you do the same. Better that way, right?
yea, yea, i fuckin love u
Love you too. But, damn, other Kyle. A mental institution for fucking with Ike? I’m impressed. Insanely so. I wonder if I’m capable of that…
theshippingtree said: I'm not into Astrology too much till I start looking this stuff up.. The reason I was looking it up really is cuz my girlfriend's a Scorpio and I was looking to see if Gemini and Scorpio are compatible. Much like you and Cartman, they're opposites, but they get along too. And Cartman, the lion is called Leo.. And "gay twins" are awesome~
Oh, yeah, I’ve heard of that. I would hope you and your girl get along, you seem like a really nice person.
leo w/e
better than gay twins
